August 24, 2009

Presenting the Campys

Who doesn't love a big budget, garishly lavish award show? Movies get the Oscars. Music gets the Grammys. TV gets the Emmys. Smart people get a Nobel Prize.

With that in mind, I'm ready to unveil the Campys, given out to members of the USC football team for the achievements over the past two weeks in

However, due to economic times, we've had to get our deposit back on the Grand Ballroom at the Airport Howard Johnson, so we'll conduct the awards right here.

So let's roll out the red, um, cardinal carpet and get this show on the road.

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